I can't believe some blogs only reblog certain things.
When I’m on my dashboard I’m like:
I want this one that one and oh shit that one too.
September 2011
61 posts
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
That awkward moment when you're →
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stuck in traffic & someone is dropping like it’s hot,
at those peaceful yoga lessons & someone is dropping like it’s hot,
even when fishing, someone is dropping like it’s hot.
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
^^ Too majestic for anyone to ride, bahahahah
^lolocaust
wooop
Bitch i’m a unicorn!!!
Sadly, some of my friends think that I am not anymore. Sigh.
If it wasn’t for the whole ‘illegal’ thing I’m pretty sure I’d be THE BIGGEST FUCKING UNICORN EVER!
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
ALL. THE. TIME.
BIGGEST GPOY EVER
Reasons I'm single:
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- Nobody gets my humour
- I’m awkward
- I screw up everything good in my life lol
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- I can’t find anyone to like me
- I’m weird
- I waste my whole life on the internet
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Imagine if Tumblr got deleted..
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
